Im back! Didya miss me? No!? Well, Feck you then.

Seeing you didn’t miss me, guess Ill just have to go and find something better to do instead of telling you all about the BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE. (Number one, because who knows when Ill have the 2nd best week of my life.) Oh, you want to know? Well then.

Saturday my dad drove me to Becca’s house, ready to go to Newcastle the next day. We ate dinner, which was Crab and the first time I’ve ever eaten such a thing, before watching X factor on the sofa (Almost said couch then, Damn me and my over-usage of Americanism’s) with Ben. Yes, Ben. Long story there, but Ill leave that for you to make up. –Shrugs- Could be a cousin for all you know. Well, anyways, we woke up at half eight Sunday morning, ready to drive to London. On the motorway to London, I could have sworn I saw Elizabeth Reaser in a silver Porsche. But then again, as Rebecca kept mentioning, just because we were in London, doesn’t mean we’ll see any Celebs. When we got to London, we got a coach to Newcastle. Six. Hours. On. A. Coach. Oh my lord, my bum could have run away and I wouldn’t have noticed.

When we got to Newcastle, we met up with Becca’s Aunty Christine, who is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, and then got driven back to her house where we basically ate our pasta and collapsed on the double bed in our room. We woke up the next day at like eleven o’clock. Good times. Monday was when we went out to Frankie and Benny’s, where I had a Chicken Caesar wrap and fries and loved it, before going to the Odeon IMAX to watch Salt, which was good, but very confusing. It ended abruptly, and I am not expecting a sequel called Pepper, or some other condiment. Vinegar? –Shrugs-

Tuesday we went down to Whitley Bay for lunch. We went to a place called “Sambucca” and I had a nice Cannelloni. Wednesday was the day we drove to Edinburgh. It took us two hours and we had to wait for the ship to go through the locks. Edinburgh smells vaguely like chalk. Just saying. So we went on the ship for the night and had a nice posh meal at the steak restaurant named Prime C. I had Crab cakes for starters, Chargrilled ‘Kobe’ beef sliders for the main and Fresh Fruit sorbet for dessert. Oh. My. Days. Best meal evar! Kobe beef? Yeah. It’s the most expensive beef in the world. Know why? Because the cow is apparently massaged and given acupuncture while its alive to make the meat more tender. And yes, its all soft and yummy! And Sorbet!? Don’t even start me on the sorbet. It’s the best dessert in the world. Passion fruit, plum and lemon. All three were so good, I’ve wanted more since.

Thursday we had breakfast on the ship. We had American bacon. S’Yeah! The small crispy stuff that you cant use a fork with. Mine flew everywhere before I learnt that. That afternoon we drove back to Newcastle. Friday we went to a different Frankie and Benny’s to meet Becca’s great uncle Dave and then when Christine came back from teaching one of her driving students, we went to the Theatre Royal to watch Chess the musical. That was brilliant. But then, Saturday, I had to say goodbye. Me and Becca dragged out suitcases back to the coach station and sat for another six hours to get back to London. Then we had to get a tube to Paddington from Victoria, which didn’t exactly work out well to start with, but once we got on the train it was all good. Then we got back to Swindon where Ben picked us up and drove us to Becca’s house, ready to watch X factor and drool over Katy Perry.

Now, Im just ready to sleep for the rest of the week. School soon though, and I still have Psychology homework to do. Oh, the non-exsistant joy. But its fine now. Life couldnt be much better. Possible Job... Possible.....and everything will be fine.

Until the next time, Im collapsing and sleeping for a year. Night!

Right now, It is 11am. I woke up at 9am, earlier than Im used to right now, and hopped in the shower. Half an hour later, I got out, got changed and looked for the medium sized suitcase under my parents bed. It wasnt there O.o but all is not lost, I just looked in the wardrobe and there is was, all lonely. Now, Im all packed and ready for a good week with my best friend evar. I am listening "Not like the Movies" by Katy Perry. Its Beccaaarrrrr's favey song right now, and I like it, but I prefer "Teenage Dream."

Yesterday I woke up at like, 12pm, and phoned Becca all "So whats occuring? Are you picking me up tomorrow and shizz?" and Becca was all "We're leaving Sunday" and then I went all knob-ish and was like "I know, Sunday is tomorrow....." and then I realised it was Friday after waking up and planning my day as if it was Saturday and I was leaving for Newcastle the next day. See, Imma knob. It was so funny though.

Had a laptop scare yesterday. My mum killed it O.o It would not turn on. But this morning my dad was all oblivious and turned it on, for it to actually work. So, No worries, people, VideoCall's can still happen every now and then. But, just not this week, because Im trying to act all smart/posh/rich/famous with Becca. Seeing I have next to nothing for my smart/posh clothes. Im wearing my old school trousers.

Im all nervous about this week. Im going to meet all these people in Becca's family and stuff, with me all "O.o -Shakes hand- Hi."
I am seriously not good with meeting new people. When I met Becca's dad and his girlfriend Bev, I was an idiot. Worst. Joke. Of. My. Life. I literally cannot think of that day and what I said without wanting to crawl into a hole and die. So we're eating dinner, and we're all talking about our dream day, and Becca's Dad is all "I'd eat a long lunch" and I was all "Long lunch as in the time you take, or a long plate" -Facepalm- I apparently then stared at everyone waiting for them to get the joke. Bad. Actual. Times. I didnt notice this until Becca mentioned it the next day however, So thanks for that. Lmao.

I will be quiet this week, Becca, just to warn you. Ill be all stuck to your side like a siemese twin. But, It'll be fine. We'll have the best time ever and Ill help you get over your exam results. Still have to do our Psychology homework, just saying. Two booklets. Two weeks. Wheeeyy. We're fecked.

Week of my life #1, Im ready for ya!

I sincerly hope I dont discover I get sea sick. O.o

-Skips off into the sunset, dragging my suitcase, with my arm linked with Becca's- (Lolz!)

#RandomFact The picture at the top. My Dad did that. -Nods lots- He built the wall and found the little Gargoyle thing and stuck it in a hole in the wall. My dad's cool like that.

#RandomPhoto O.o Random Photo? Lolz. I drew a crayon with a crayon and im all "Hmm, which ones the real one, Im confused" Haha. Im not a poser or anything. -Over-Exaggerated Wink-

*Really old picture*

Yesterday I died; tomorrow's bleeding
Fall into your sunlight
The future's open wide beyond believing
To know why hope dies
And losing what was found, a world so hollow
Suspended in a compromise
But the silence of this sound is soon to follow
Somehow sundown
And finding answers
Is forgetting all of the questions we call home
Passing the graves of the unknown

You remember all those posts way back in july or something about my revising in the library and all that malarky? I got my As-Level results today. Walked to school with no socks on, not a strange metaphor by the by, and got the sheet of paper from the school hall. Mother used the most disappointed disappointment line I have ever heard; “Atleast you got a grade.”

o.O

So, after all that Psychology revision, what did I get? Well, the resit for the first unit was pointless, seeing I got the same grade again, even though I revised so much more. You saw those revision sheets!? Points for effort, anyone? No. Damn. Unit two psychology I got a D. Wheeey. Target grade. Its okay, but I would have liked a higher grade, obviously. Now, English. The one where I read those really porny fairy-tales by Angela Carter. –Shivers- I got an E in the exam. But then again, I did get the easiest question wrong. Silly me, I got confused between elipsis and ellison. –Facepalm- For the second part of English, the coursework based on 'The handmaids tale" and "The Cruicible", I got a C. Yay!

Remember I said I was going to Newcastle with Rebecca and going on a Cruise ship? And then I said I wasn’t going because Im not normal and I don’t have any Photo Identification? Well, Im getting on with my birth certificate. Yeah, my birth certificate. Turns out I didn’t exsist for three whole days! My birth was registered on the 30th July. I was not happy when I found that out! So, Yay! Posh, expensive cruise ship in dock for free! Well, Minus travel to get there. I cant wait! I will, hopefully, take a lot of pictures. But what will I do with no Internet for a whole week!? Im having a heart attack just thinking about it. Its fine, Ill just knick Beccarrlaarr’s Ipod a few times or something. But, Im actually really common, and Im going on a cruise ship with a swindonian accent, where It’s £500 a night! or something like that. I’ll be stuck to Beccar’s side being all “I don’t want to say anything because I might balls it up.” I tend to do that a lot. When im nervous, I cant speak properly. I mess up my sentances and develop a stutter. Slightly anyhows. I stutter sometimes anyway, I noticed. I have no idea why. Meh –shrugs-

I was sat outisde eating dinner with my Mum and Dad last night, because I like to do that sometimes, as Im not a normal teenager, obviously. Hello? No Photo ID! But anyways, My Mum was going on and on about next week. She was all “What if there’s a celebrity on the ship” and I was all “I highly doubt a celebrity would be on a docked cruise ship in newcastle. Im not going to get on there, turn around and be all “Oh my days, Its that Jodie girl who plays Bree in Eclipse –Girl fan scream-“

Yes, I always relate things back to Twilight, it’s a talent. Much like Rebecca with her Gilmore Girls obsession.

Well, anyway, then my Dad got involved and was all “What would you do if the captian or whoever was showing you around and was all “R-z was in this room””
Me and my mother stared at him all confused-like. R-z? Obviously I knew who he meant, but seriously, R-z? Lmao! “R-Pattz, dad? Yeah, we still have to go build his parents wall down in London –Laughs-“ He looked at me confused. Bad actual times.
“Yeah, R-pattz. There’s a Z in there, I know what Im on about.”

See, No rant about mother! Just good stuff about how me, my mum and my dad talk about the most random things ever. I love times like that. Where I just sit and talk with them about anything and everything. Usually I go down and sit on the sofa with a cup of tea watching the television while mum plays on her Xbox and flicks between Spyro and Big Brother. And then we end up talking about how Mario needs to get out of the house right now and how much we actually love Josie.

No rants, just love.



I love Trading Yesterday’s songs. This one, I remember laying on the swinging chair in my back garden, sun out, blue sky and just listening to it over and over again. Best thing in the actual world. My TY song would be either Change My Name or Revoloution. The TY songs all remind me of something different. Its like a audio memory jog.

#RandomFact A-Level Results is trending on Twitter? Jonathon Ross’s daughter got good grades and is now off to Uni to study Psychology. I don’t like her. O.o

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back


Im enjoying a little Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" music video right now. First time Ive heard the song, but it will definatly be one for me to have on my phone. Hello!? Shes in bed with a guy. And he's stripping her off. Oh my, Katy Perry in her underwear. Girl crush is definatly Katy Perry right now. I would. Im over Ke$ha. Katy Perry is where it's at. Haha. And, just to let you know, I have it on repeat. She's undoing her trousers again. Im so not perving here.... I want breast's like hers! Why does Katy look like Zooey Dechannel!? Im not the only one that thinks this! Katy was in like, New york or somewhere like that, and she was in her car and sombody shouted "Wheeyy, Zooey Deschannel!" at her. Apparently Zooey has been asked about this before as well, and she isnt happy about it.

Im going to copy something my friend Shannon does on her blog. She's cool like that. She's obsessed with "Remember me" and we had a little argument over the morals in Twilight Vs Remember me on facebook. So, here we go. 5 Random things. Im cool like that. Okay, so number one. Im banned from drinking energy drinks like red bull because they give me the major shakes and make me hyper. Number two. My intercom phone is the bane of my life and is really annoying. Number Three. I use too many film quotes. Lately, it's "Im in love with the idea of being in love" because clearly I am, and It makes me confused. Number four. That quote is from Eclipse. Like, the best film ever. Number five. I recently recorded myself singing "My boy builds coffins" by Florence and the machine and actually liked the way I sounded. But, I deleted it seconds after because I dont want anybody to hear.

Nora. I have a confession. When you asked for a name and I gave you "Rebecca Lloyd" I did use a real name. But I saw it on your blog and it made me laugh. I actually love you. You little ball of randomness and your "TYTaco" and "BRBurito". You strange, strange girl. Dont ever change!

Im not sat here on my bed raving. Honest.

Oh, Jeez. I miss Becca and Lizzie. Lizzie and her peach slices. Oh, Lizzie. They're on holiday in weymouth. Well, they were. They're coming home today. I promised Becca I'd write a long blog all about her, but Im just going to write a little something here, because its not a wise this to give her a big head.

Rebecca Lloyd,

You are the actual best IRL friend I could ever have. I say IRL because online you forget to reply to me on MSN and facebook. But its okay, because youre so damn cool and have loads of friends other than me, so you have to make time for them too. You've made me cry, you bitch. That time you MSN'd me all "i'm not even joking, you are the only person that has actually not lied to me""i have you, and you are the best person in the whole entire world""thankyou for being so lovely Vicky. I really do love you a lot.""you're the most genuine, lovely, ridiculous person i know. I'm honestly truly blessed to be your friend." December 21st 2009. Just saying.

You make me laugh and smile, you stick up for me when Im too shy to. You listen to my stupid rambles about anything and everything, you know everything about me and I know everything about you. Its crazy how we are friends now. If we were sat in art at the begining of year ten, with grand ole Mr Deacon, and somebody asked us if we'd become best friends, I'd probally shrug and you'd be all "Fuck no". I know how much you loved me back then. Lmao. However much my Mother dislikes you and thinks I just follow everything you say, which yeah, I kinda do but happily because I actually have a life now, I love you to bits.

Without you, I would have never discovered Subway and the wonders of the public library. Id be stuck with Hayley being immature 24/7 and listening to her talk about sex, lipstick, shoes and cosmo. Oh, and Angus. Because she would never shut up about him, even when he started to go out with Elizabeth. She did, however, stop talking about him when she found out he was going to grow his hair and get dreadlocks.

Love you loootttsssss and lots like jelly tots and vodka shots, with Pim's on the side.

Love from your besty friend, Victoria Jayne Telling.

Family Reunion tomorrow. Im going to be followed around by little kids while I slowly get drunk. I havent offically been drunk. Like, Proper drunk drunk, but I dont think Ill do it tomorrow because my Grandad will be sat in the livingroom.

And out of nowhere, a list of people I could not live without in my life. In no particular order.
Seann
Louise
Christina
Zoey
Rebecca
Lizzie
Claire
Charlotte
Nora
Kassie
Darcy
Shannon
My blog readers, who are amazing!
and everybody else !!

Im going to tell you this once, my wonderful reader. Whoever you may be, I think about you constantly. Your name is always crossing through my mind, over and over again. Especially if it starts with an S or an L. Just saying. You mean so much to me and there isnt a day I dont think of you and wonder how you are, even if it doesnt seem like it. I love you a lot. and will do forever. and there is nothing you can ever do about that. and If you try, I might just have to beat you up.

This, my friends, is one epic post, noh? Well, Thats because this is my 100th post! Thanks to Seann for inspiring me to start inspirations way back when. She is my inspiration. I look up to her as if she were a real sister of mine. Love love love to her always. Every February, she'll be my valentines. ;)

Thank you for reading my blog, even if it is just some randomer's ramblings about their life and how crap it can be sometimes and how awesome it is other times. I send you hugs and kisses for being the awesome person you are.

And Remember, Love yourself, and others will follow.

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Hugs and sloppy kisses.

#RandomFact Omeagle is the shizz. It's chatroulette with no camera's and its hilarious!

Gnome!! Im random, I know.

I last updated my Twilight FanFiction "Catch Me" in June. I started writing it all the way back in march. I think over the next few days I might try and write the last chapter. I didnt write for so long because I was ending it. Thats always a problem with me. As soon as I know somethings about to end or that Im going to finish it, I just give up. Catch Me is a Twilight FanFiction about Alice and Jasper, but also it about my friendship with Louise and Seann. I wrote it for them, but I ended up getting 125 Reviews by the time I got to chapter 37. I wrote 24,661 words!

The next post will be this blog's 100th!! I will make sure to do a nice long, detailed post!
But anyhow's. Onto my random ramblings of my life.

Eclipse sold out just as we got to the desk, so we ended up watching "Knight and day" It was a good film, minus the fact every time I looked at Tom Cruise I thought of Peter Fachinelli. Do they not look alike !? I really think they do. Not all the time, but they can. Lolz, Im actually writing this without looking at the keyboard. Im staring at the tele and watching The Suite Life On Deck. I know, Disney is cool.

Saturday is my Family Reunion and im looking forward to actually having something to eat. The house is full of food, but it's all off limits. Worst thing ever. All of the food is the junk food, but thats the best kind! Pringles and cadbury mini rolls and mini pizza's ready to cook. Im hungry and this is not helping me.

Im freaked out! My music stereo (Which I have to dismantle and take downstairs for the weekend -Le sigh-) keeps going all weird on the Eclipse Soundtrack. Especially on the first four songs. The lights flicker loads but then stop on the other CD's I put in it.

Saturday 7th august-

BBQ at Sam's house. Mum and dad left at half 8, which is also when I was going to leave, and I was not happy about that whatsoever. Sam let me stay over the night so I ended up crashing out on the extremely comfy livingroom sofa at 3am. I made friends with a few of my sisters work-mates who were all really nice. Shannon is the same age as me, 17, but she looks older, whereas Sarah is 20 but looks my age. I kept drinking Pim's and Lemonade, and Jamie, a guy ive known for like ages but not seen alot, kept asking me how old I was when I got another drink. I did the whole 'Becca/ Lizzie thing" which is sitting down and drinking, and then getting up and feeling how drunk you actually are. I couldnt feel my legs. It was so funny. Now there are pictures on Sarah's facebook of me chopping wood with an axe that I dont even remember doing.

Sunday 8th august-
Woke up around 11am, which seeing there is a 4 year old and an 8 year old in the house, it was pretty good. Watched as my sister attempted to clean the back garden up. Attempted because a cake had been left out on the table and there was hundreds of wasps around it. It was crazy! Had another BBQ that night before my dad drove me home. Got home to find a 12 year old child eating all my food. He's apparently staying over with my 30 year old cousin.

Monday 9th august-
I dont even remember what I did on this day. Most likely just on the computer all day like the phat lazy ass I am.

Tuesday 10th august-
I was on my third/fourth twitter account all day. (My bad. =/) Rain was horrible, but when It stopped, Charr Larr and I went to the shops so I could get some energy drinks, which Im banned from having but oh well.

Charr Larr and I. We're like... Childhood Bezzies. Lolz, Bezzies. Best Friends*

Wednesday 11th august-
Today.....

To do list:
Shower
Clean the bathroom for my mum, which includes cleaning the toilet. Ew.
5pm, get picked up and go to see Eclipse for the 3rd time. With a guy-friend.

Shut up, Becca.
My head hurts.

I loved this youtube series when It came out. It was the funniest thing out there at the time.

Im trying to find you, but you're no where to be seen.

I was told this earth had this one special person looking for me. Did somebody tell that to you, too?

I want to find you. Jump onto a building and shout at the top of my lungs. But, I dont even know your name. Do you know mine?

Could you point to me on a map and plot a path to me? Come on, come find me. Take one look at my fragile heart and take me under your wing until the end of time.

My heart is shouting these words every time I breathe. My soul sighs in my sleep. Im fed up with this emptiness, even if I cant feel it all the time. Its still there. Constantly reminding me that I havent even met you yet. Im waiting, but how long for? Are you waiting, too?

Are you waiting in my heart?

I put my heart in a red balloon,
But I let it go too soon.
Let it go on the boulevard,
Where wicked winds blow so hard.

Maybe if I looked up I would have seen that,
The sky is full of red balloons
Red balloons are full of broken hearts.
Broken hearts are floating by a chance
will they burst or drift into arms?

I put my eyes in a red balloon
to watch you with the light of the moon,
but seeing you holding hands
with another girl and making plans
Well I just had to set you free
and finally see that

Maybe if I looked up I would have seen that,
The sky is full of red balloons
Red balloons are full of broken hearts.
Broken hearts are floating by a chance
will they burst or drift into arms?

Because I'm not normal and dont have any form of photo identification I cant go with Becca to Newcastle. Unlike most seventeen year olds, I dont have a citizenship card nor a passport. Monday night Benjamin, my eight year old nephew, slept over. Yesterday I took him to the cinema to see Shrek, along with Becca and her nephew Ollie, and then bought him back home. Around 11pm last night, he starts crying. He ended up going home because "He missed his family." Before Christopher took him home, he came down with some foam balls I had bought and was all "Can I take these home?"

Kids are so demanding. As is life.

I have no idea what this means, but maybe sombody else can make sense of it.


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The line where it says "One promise, long history" freaked me out a little. Just saying.

Normal blog post up later today. Thunder and lightening scaring me a little too much right now.

Half a page about Rebecca.

And now you all go away thinking
:') -Tear- I wish she was my friend.

I cried for you
When the sky cried for you
And when you went
I became a hopeless drifter
But this life was not for you
Though I learned from you,
That beauty need only be a whisper

Hold onto everything you have, the good and the bad, because you dont know when it'll slip out of reach.

My mum told me to stay strong for you, S. I promise I will try my hardest to help you through this. Things will get easier. I know its hard to look ahead right now, but It will get easier.

I liked him, He was right for you.

I'm sorry.