So, no picture? Thats because Im at my friends house for the week, ofcourse. I think she just smashed a cup. Oh no, its fine. Well, anyway. Monday night we played snog, marry, avoid (Or kill, but that was later on.) until eleven pm. Today, waking up at half six pooped me. I havent woken up that early for over a year. Its really not healthy !! Okay, so this post is short because I really do not enjoy Rebecca's laptop. Its really small and my hands are all crampy now. Cinema tomorrow, I think we're seeing letters to juliet. Eclipse comes out in ten days. The UK is not happy. I am not happy. We get to see it last. I wont rant now, Ill be civil.
Lots of love, Vicky. xxx
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Owl be there for you
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 20:33Sunday, 27 June 2010
How to cope with life on a daily basis
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 20:19
Yeah, this is my favorite picture right now.
Now, on with the blog !!
Here we are again. Another Sunday evening. Sun setting slowly in the dull blue sky. This weekends been lazy for me. Mainly I was sat around playing Uno on the xbox 360. Its been so warm too. The sun hasnt let any sign of quitting. This whole week should be warm. I have no idea how many ice lollies I have eaten in the past few days, but I think if I look in the mirror, a giant orange ice lolly will be staring back at me. I hope Becca has a decent supply of popsicles. (Yeah, I realise Americanism’s are invading the English language. May as well be ahead of the fad, right?)
So, this week Im going to be over Rebecca’s house. Her mum went on holiday for the week and Rebecca needs company. (And a maid? I know I’ll end up tidying.) We’ve already planned a swimming sesh and a cinema trip. Jeesh, Im going to need money that doesnt exsist! Im sure my £35 or so should do. £15 for the week bus pass to get to and from school. Out of my own money, may I add, because my mother thinks its a stupid idea to look after my best friend when I could easily stay home and get to school for free. She obviously doesnt get the whole concept of teenagers. Teenagers socialize, bitch/get bitched about, experiment with drugs, alcohol and maybe sex, not that I would do them at sixteen, and dont like their parents or respect them as much as they should. So, Thats leaves around £20 to go swimming and for the cinema. I wonder what we will watch. Maybe Shrek 3? Where ma witches at !?
Yeah, My mother has been a bit horrible lately, from my perspective. I know its no excuse, but I think its because she’s scared about her biopsy. Yeah, biopsy. She has to go in at eight in the morning for day surgery on her own. They’re going to take some of the lumpy thang at the bakc of her throat out and then send it for tests to see if its cancerous or not. She has to give up smoking, but she’s still not doing anything about it. Her attitude is rotten with everything at the moment. She’s always yelling at me to do things. The other evening we were sat outside and we had an argument. I stormed off up to my room after declaring that I wouldnt be part of this family any more. I sat for a while and then went downstairs to apologize. I explained that I felt like she was being really snappy lately and she said I was the one being snappy. I simply said I was being like it because she was being like it. It worked for a while, but shes back to what she was before. But, atleast I was the bigger person, right? I mean, I apologized to her and explain why I said what I said. Does that show her that Im actually mature now? I dont think she sees it though. The same day she went on saying that Becca was so much more mature than me and stuff like that. The thing is, Im mature to, when I need to be. I just dont think she trusts me. She has so many reasons to trust me though. I didnt bugger off with some bloke when I was thirteen, like my sister, and Im not going to get married to the first person I go out with when Im eighteen, like my brother. Im the only one out of the three of us to actually do exams and get grades, but she still treats me like im immature. I dont get it, what am I supposed to do to prove to her? Become Becca? I swear thats what she wants. She tries to get me to dress like her, you should see the shoes she bought me. They’re exactly the same as Becca’s except they’re black. Do I need to get a job, move out and get my own house to prove to her that Im older than what she thinks?
Im seventeen in exactly a month. Wow. I only just realised after looking at my calendar. Oh, Robert, why didnt you say anything!? I think Robert Pattinson is going to be Edward scissorhands in the remake of the film with the same title (Oh the wonders that you find out from Louise and Seann’s Twitters.) You cant beat the original. Johnny depp is too cool for Rob to compete. So, Seventeenth. Well, Im kinda freaked out with being sixteen still, so who knows whats going to happen when im seventeen. Yeah, the same old same old. Much to my Mothers dislike, Becca, Lizzie and I are going to cornwall on holiday for ten days from the 26th of July, the day before my birthday. It will be my first holiday without family, and my first holiday where I will celebrate my birthday. Im actually pretty excited, except the fact that it is more than likely to cost a lot of my own money. My own money because, yet again, my mother refuses to give me anything towards it. Im supposed to get an £100 EMA (Education matenance allowace. Yeah, I get paid to go to school. Have to attend every lesson, but hey ho. £10 a week.) bonus in July, so aslong as I sign for it then I should get it. That will go towards CiC. (Thats Camping in Cornwall. Its so cool, it gets an abbreviation.)
Im off to settle down now. I have to finish packing for tomorrow and Im eager to find out what happens to James Stark in ‘Untamed’. Its the 4th book in the house of night book series. Goodnight Bloggee’s. Lots of love, Vicky.
#RandomFact I went to Radio One’s Big Weekend in Swindon last May and met Alesha Dixon. Not to mention that I talked to her for a good ten or so minutes. She really is that cool.
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
Meet me at the equinox
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 20:57
After school today, Rebecca and I went into town and had a nice sit down in our favey ever place, subway. We hung around town in general, and we did a lot of walking. Hawkins bazar, a Toy shop, was crazy. We messed around in there for a while and then went upstairs to play on some Ipads. They're cool, but not what either of us expected. It was tiny to what I thought It would be.

Then we wandered off into House of Fraser and tried out some of the cool chairs there. We were all "Oh, we so need to buy this when we move in together" We even found a Big Brother stylee chair. Yeah, Im a housemate, im cool.
It was pretty warm today, and being in the sun for such a long time makes someone tired, right? Okay, so, when I got home I was pooped. I have no absolutely no idea how I managed to drag myself up the stairs if im completely honest. So, I got home and heres what happened. Yeah, its story time.
Victoria: "Hey, Im home. Hey, Mum, wheres my dinner...in the fridge or..."
Mother: "I didnt make it, make it yourself"
Victoria: "But Im tired... I thought you were going to make me..."
Mother: "Im tired, I was looking after the kids all day."
Vicoria: *Storms off into kitchen muttering stuff under her breath*
Now, Bare it mind dear reader, that the kids were A) A child in a pram happyily chewing on a biscuit and B) a four year old jumping on a trampoline being all "Look at me, look at me. Im so cool." Plus, when she says 'All day' its basically less than two hours. Whereas I walked a rather long way in the sun. I mean, c'mon. I took some photo's from my walk back to the bus station. Did I ever mention Im just that cool?

Okay, so I am going to go to sleep now. So goodnight, my dear friends. Love yoooou.
#RandomFact When Im overtired, I get really hyper.
Sunday, 20 June 2010
Check this out !!
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 16:19Im posting this quick blog to show you a little something something. I was being really cool and UrbanDictionary'ing my name and found the cutest thing ever!! Check it out.
Vicky:
Strong of spirit, Vicky is that rare individual whose charisma draws the attention of even the most hardened individual. She is a woman who holds the light of the heavens in her eyes and the soul of the sea in her kisses for they sweep you away to places that sailors pine for as they nurse their rum on a cold lonely night.
Vicky is mother and child. For one moment her face glows while holding her precious ones and then the next it displays it's fear in thinking that she is not precious herself.
Vicky will feel compassion for a stranger in need but not notice when she leads ones soul to bleed. She will believe when it fits her picture and deny that which may alter her reality. She luvs to easily but refuses to be loved.
Vicky is an enigma.
A Vicky is a person of great intelligence. They are compassionate in everything they do. They have the ability to bring many positive things to a relationship. They enjoy Politics, Wine, Fine Food, Swimming, Travel, Padres, Beaches, Academic Discourse, Steam Rooms, Romance Languages, Van Gogh, Chanel, Live Music, Pearls, Scrabble, Paris, and Golf; among many other life empowering things. A Vicky is so sweet you will fall in love with one at first sight and even more so as they tangle your mind with so many positive adventures. Although only 4’11” (Im actually 5'7" but whatever) a Vicky is a giant that inspires and challenge those closest to them to become wonderful. A Vicky is not perfect, but one is well worth investing your heart and soul into. The only down fall to a Vicky is that they tend to stay in relationships longer than they should. They put up with things that are not healthy. A strong woman of mind yet week with the heart. A Vicky always wears their heart on their sleeve. One needs to take a break and focus on self development before reinvesting into another relationship. To sum up a Vicky the balance is more positive than negative. If you ever have the chance to meet a Vicky don’t hesitate. Eventually Vicky will figure it out and make a huge difference in the world. Love a Vicky today!
Awr xD
The Vicious cycle of procrastination.
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 10:45So for work I have to stress out about this week, I have approximently the following. A PowerPoint Presentation on Legalisation, A PowerPoint Presentation on my favourite book (Which I have yet to have chosen.), A presentation on thursday to prepare for on the Psychodynamic approach to psychology, an essay about computer security, an essay about something else, a booklet to fill in and complete and to finish my ever-growing list, I have to answer a sheet of questions on the first chapter of the book “The Great Gatsby”. So my week seems fun. The whole of tomorrow, Ill have to sit somewhere like the library and type up the Essay’s and one of the two powerpoints, and then Ill have to come home and neglect the laptop (Yeah right, as if that will happen) to read “Youth in revolt” so I can use it as my favourite book. I will, most likely knowing me, wander onto the laptop to look for cliff-notes or whatever Rebecca called them and use them to describe my so-called Favourite book that I havent actually read. I dont read that much, even if according to Becca I do nothing but. Ive not read that many books.
Psychology A2 level. Kill me now. You know, technically, Im in year 13 now. Last year of sixth form, and the last year I can spend at my wonderful school. But anyone, back to topic, Psychology. This year we’re doing Relationships, Aggression and Addictive behaviours. Well, I think were doing Adictive behaviours. I flicked through the revision guide (Which I am NOT going to lose this time) and it seemed familiar. I think Miss Davies may have mentioned it. Third page into the Relationships section of the book? “Reproductive behaviour”. Scanning down the page I can see big bold titles here and there saying things like “Different types of sexual selection” (I can hear Rebecca saying “Mmm” right about now. Haha). My charger seems to be calming down now. Scary stuff.
Today is June 20th 2010. Almost write 2020 then, woop I’m 26. Now, Im not obsessive so Im just going to touch on the fact its “Edward Cullens Birthday”. Im not trying to be horrible, but why do people seriously want to celebrate a fictional characters birthday? Stephenie Meyer has issues, Twin, issues. I dont even know how old he’s supposed to be. Like, old-and-wrinkly 114 or something. But, more importantly, Its Fathers day. Here my Daddy when he was little. Aint that cute!
The thing is, my dad wont be home until late, and plus, you dont even want to know what I (My mum) bought him. Socks. With “Best Daddy ever” on the side. Socks. Im ashamed. Socks? I dont even have a card for him. I will have to make one.Yeah, make one, like ive done since I was like five years old. You should see the little collection of the things ive made for people. Bottle people, cards, collages of pictures stolen out of the photo album. I was a rebel child, stealing pictures, cutting them up and sticking them on some paper to give as a present to my parents. The best thing I ever made for a family members birthday must have been the time when I convinced my parents to buy me a candle making set for beginners. I told them Id pay them back, knowing me I never did. So, I made a blue, a yellow and a green candle. Two were swirls and one was a star. Making candles is the best thing, next to making gingerbread biscuits. And now im hungry. Damn. Okay, well, I do have a lot of work to do and this blog entry writing is just a process in the vicious o’le procrastinating circle. Happy Fathers day!!
Saturday, 19 June 2010
Coping
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 18:32
Don't say you're sorry
cause I'm not even breaking
you're not worth the time that this is taking
and I knew better
than to let you break my heart
the soul you'll never see again
won't be showing scars
you still love her
I can see it in your eyes
the truth is all that I can hear
everytime you lie.
Im sat on my bed, as per usual, eating rice for the second night in a row, not that Im complaining. Trying not to stress about the weeks to come and taking things a step at a time, im sat procrastinating, also as per usual, which definatly does not help matters. If im entirely honest, I dont know how much longer I can cope.
#RandomFact I found this cool way of taking pictures on my phone that add's them together ! LOOK !!

*Click to enlarge*
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Relief
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 20:15
No one ever saw Alice. She was invisible. She was there, but people refused to acknowledge her exsistance. Every day, she'd walk through the school corridors with her head down in hope that nobody would push or shove her to the ground. People threw more than just words in her direction, and it was never by accident. Alice knew the reality was that where ever you go, there is always people out to ruin your life just to make themselves feel better. Alice had been the target for this since she was little, and now at seventeen years old, she was nearly at breaking point.
Read the full version and dont forget to review! - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6051767/1/Relief
Sunday, 13 June 2010
HoN #2
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 14:35
| What Is Your Affinity? |
| Earth You are incredibly loyal and trustworthy, and your friends can always count on you. Like Stevie Rae, you are cautious and slow to change. Fledglings with an affinity for earth are great at offering help and will be there when friends need a shoulder to cry on. They may not always be imaginative, but will have no trouble finishing projects that they start. |
Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by |
HoN
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 13:59
So, I found this and had to blog it. Im think im getting addicted to something non-twilight. Its still about vampires (Or Vampyres) though. Oh well, cant win every battle.
Im not a hag from hell, just saying.
Me-uf-ow !!
Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again!
#RandomFact I recently aquired a small shrine of meerkats. Thanks for that Christopher.
Saturday, 12 June 2010
Whisper it like it's a secret uttered to condemn the one who hears it.
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 20:01
I was a heavy heart to carry
My beloved was weighed down
My arms around his neck
My fingers laced a crown
I was a heavy heart to carry
My feet dragged across the ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown
My love has concrete feet, my love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles, over the waterfall
And is it worth the wait,
All this killing time?
Are you strong enough to stand,
Protecting both your heart and mine?
Who is the betrayer
Who's the killer in the crowd?
The one who creeps in corridors
And doesn't make a sound
This will be my last confession
"I love you" never felt like any blessing
Whisper it like it's a secret
Uttered to condemn the one who hears it
With a heavy heart
I'm so heavy. Heavy. Heavy in your arms
Love this song
I woke up at 4am this morning, would you believe it. I had to look after Christophers puppy. Yeah, Shadow, the puppy asforementioned in my blog posts. I think I may have menioned that I wanted to steal him a few times. I take that back. I never want a puppy. Ever.
He pooed and pee'd everywhere in my room and he kept attacking me. Puppies are not toys, my friends. They are worse than babies. Atleast you can put a nappy on a baby. I hope in the future, this knowledge will retain somewhere in my brain so that I dont go crazy and buy a puppy.
With all that out of mind, exams are finally over. I dont give a damn about what grades Ive got, because I know that they arent going to be good. Its all out of the way. Next time, no re-sits. Please! Last minute revising is bad. Bad bad people revise at the last minute. Thats moi. Actually revised though, I did. Like, properly. I have the sheets to prove it too.
Im sat with a bag o' pretzels and some pepsi max -The shop had them on offer, so no coke for me today- reading the second book in the "House of Night" series. Its pretty good. I even got Louise reading the first one. I had a listen to the audio book of it earlier. The character Stevie Rae is from Oklahoma so when then narrator does her voice I cant help but laugh. Well, Im off to go rest. 4am is not a fun time to wake up at. Have a nice day where ever you may be peoples. I love you all.
#RandomFact I can do a half-decent impression of the compare the market advert's meerkat.
xxxx
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Back in the day
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 16:15
Yeah, Thats me, when i was ickle. My mum went through a heap of pictures today with my Auntie Jackie (Who is her best friend and not really a real aunt, She's one of my God-parents) I dont remember ever seeing this picture. I thought I was cool then, I think im cool now. Its all good. No more exams !!! Back to school on monday though. Oh well. Write some other time. xxxx
#RandomFact Clotted Cream is my favourite flavour of ice cream . :P
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
If I could hold this moment in my hands
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 21:12After tonight,
who knows where we'll be tomorrow
what if we're never here again?
After tonight
This will be a lifetime ago
so let's stay up until the sky bleeds red.
And we'll stop stop stop the world from moving
Stop stop stop the grass from turning
Stop this night from fading away
This time is ours
If I could hold this moment in my hands
I'd stop the world from moving
I'd stop the grass from turning
This time is ours
inside a frozen memory of us
And we are motionless, motionless
Gone like a dream that I have just awoken from
Fading away, just out of reach
And we are here, but I already miss you
even as you're lying next to 
Oh, How revision, exams and school will be the death of me. So today, I realised I had run out of paper. Bad thing that is, because I have so much revision to do for my Psychology exam on thursday. No paper = No revision. So when Matthew offered to drive me to town, I went. I didnt just get paper though, oh no. I got 4 books. 
"The short second life of Bree Tanner" (Also known as 'TSSLoBT'), "Betrayed", "Chosen", and "Untamed". The House of Night series is an exceptionally good bunch of books. 
TSSLoBT. First thoughts? Looking at it from the side view like this (^^) and yes, thats Angel, One of the cats that owns me. Its length I am not happy with. Stephenie Meyer, its all well and good that you wrote another book, but c'mon. All these fans waiting and you give them a book far less than 200 pages long. My exact first thoughts were 'Im going to use the book to smack Stephenie around the head and tell her to write more'
***
I was kinda caught offguard earlier today and yesterday. Now, Im not 100% sure about this as im wary and paranoid. My life hasnt been the easiest, but by far it hasnt been the hardest either, but we all have our moments, right? So anyway, I saw an old friend of mine and she seemed a little off with me. It was only breifly and she was with a friend, who I dont like and clearly she does not like me either. And then My old friend made a remark on her facebook that confused me, because I wasnt sure whether it was aimed at me. I mean, my head says theres a possiblily, but my heart says to ignore it and hope for the best. What am I meant to do? We, in the past, have discussed this subject before. Now, I cant tell you what it was exactly, but ill give an example. Say you had a favourite food and your friend hates it, but you dont really see anything wrong with it, even if you have discussed it before. You just dismiss it and then later, your friend starts to contemplate whether you should be friends because you dont like the same food. I know this is a ridiculous example, but I hope you know what im trying to say.
Now, like I said, its probally not aimed at me because obviously im not the only person in this world. I dont know the full story of whats happened to my friend for the past few weeks. It might be something to do with someone else. So why am I in doubt? Maybe shes just in a bad mood.
Friends help mold us and shape us after our family has done their part. Whatever happens, as you age, you may change on the outside and you may act differently, but inside your still the same. The same heart beats with the rhytme of the world. The same soul is still buried within you, waiting for the day you die so that they can continue their forever lasting journey to knowledge and understanding. The same lungs breathe the forever changing winds of nature. The same you in every way.
I just wish I could escape sometimes. Or start a-fresh. The words I want to hear right now? "Victoria Telling. The Night has chosen Thee. Thy death will be thy birth. Your destiny awaits you at the House of Night."
#RandomFact I dont enjoy the fact that people judge a book by its cover.
Monday, 7 June 2010
Undeniable
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 21:15
Cant wait for this to be released!! Whats with the end bit? I was literally laughing my head off reading some of the comments on this video.
#Randomfact - Skittles are my favey, next to fruit pastels. :P
Friday, 4 June 2010
This time is ours.
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 17:59
*Drools*
Okay, so the other day, I discovered the #randomfacts topic on twitter. I wrote many that day and thought I should maybe post them here for my lovely readers.
Follow me for my sometimes amusing tweets -@SITSvicky
SITS stands for She Is The Sunlight, if you were wondering. Its been my favey song for a while now. So, here we go. A nice list of random facts about me.
- I failed my psychology exam back in January. My friend and I revised the same stuff the night before and got the same score.
- I obsess over things way too easily. Especially boys, but I keep that more of a secret.
- My bookcase shows my gradual growing up and gradual obsessions. Disney to Doctor who to hannah montana to Twilight.
- I used re-arrange my book case in colour-code until I realised I should to it alphaetically. Everything is still in order.
- I have OCD urges. I line things up. alot.
- Im not a last minute person. Well, I wasnt until Rebecca.
- I never had proper friends until I was 14/15. And you use the term FML?
- I used to be a complete Gamer Girl. Now I use the internet, not so much.
- When I was a gamer, I never actually completed that many games. Those that I did though, I wrote down.
- Hello Kitty: Roller skate adventure - On Ps2 took me two hours to complete. I was 13.
- Kingdom Hearts 2, I completed in 23 hours. Kingdom Hearts 1 however, I am still stuck on.
- The ending of Kingdom Hearts 2 made me cry. alot.
- My mother's name is Jayne. My middle name is Jayne. People always spell it as Jane. >_<
- My name was originally going to be Emily. Looks like either way, id have a name from Twilight ;)
- My favorite colour is Green. It always has been.
- I shouted at OK! Magazine yesterday for spelling Ashley Greene's name wrong. They spelt it as Green.
- Im being blackmailed by my bestfriend to play facebook scrabble on a daiy basis.
- Reading FanFictions helped my Vocab. I should have started before my exams in year 11. Would have gotten better grades.
- I got a C in maths. After two years of failing. and a half an hour unnoticed panic attack in the exams hall.
- Hi i'm Vicky and i'm really bloody slow at scrabble
- I used to hate pancakes. And Marmite. Now I love them.
- I used to eat a friends lunch on the way home. I didnt realise until lately that shes practically anerexic
- Most of my scars are a result of falling of my bike. I have a fear of bikes now.
- I enjoy speaking Pig Latin. Alot
- The first person who ever slept around my house went home at 10pm crying. They surpressed that memory and dont remember. FML?
- My mum used to dress me up in colour-coded outfits. Dress, frilly socks, cardigan, underwear and a hat, all the same colour
- Childhood fashion has resulted in my slight aversion to dresses.
- The most discusting food habit I have is dipping Toast in a cup of tea.
- I have more Jewelry than my mum, but fail to ever use it
- I used to want to be famous. Now I'll settle for well known.
- My dreams of becoming a Vet were crushed when I was told I wasnt intelligant enough when I was 14.
- I still remember walking to play school and telling my Mum I wanted to be a Vet or an Artist. Oh, how things change
- I used to say I'd forever stay in Swindon. Now, Im not so sure.
- I get an email at 11.08am exactly, every day. Urban Dictionary wins.
- I dislike my ex-best friend.
- I can never hate
- I havent dusted my television for over three months. Just dont touch it.
- Ive forgotten to do my IT BTEC work in the midst of psychology revision and will continue to ignore it until the exams are gone
- I miss Zooooeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy :(
- If asked , I will pour my heart out to someone.
- ... If I think they care.
- I apparently eat very loudly....
- I enjoy Pizza Hut salads, whereas my best friend doesnt.
- I want to go to the cinema with Rebecca once a week.
- I want to have a house with Rebecca when she goes to Uni. It would be fun.
- My mum could easily be dieing right now, yet she still continues to smoke
- My cousin moved in with us at the begining of this week, and that night we both sat talking till 1am, him slowly getting high.
- He wants to be a police officer, but doesnt have time for college because he has two jobs.
- He gets free curry's .... Just saying ;)
Okay, so loads of random facts. From now on, I will try to have one new random fact for every blog post I have. That sounds good.

This picture shows the results of my bedroom floor after going shopping in town. Good day, that was. Got 103 points on my subcard. I got the man before me's points 'cos the man that was working loves me and Rebecca. We will own that Subway one day, wont we Becca ;)

I had to take this picture, it amused me. What strange people thought this was the best bet against someone stealing crappy shoes that dont fit, even if you get the right size?

Oh, look, whats this? Pre-order of "The short second life of Bree Tanner" By Stephenie Meyer? Yes, yes it is. -Squeals- Im so excited !! And the soundtrack is awesome too!! ...You know, Its June already. Next month is Rebecca's 17th...and mine... but I know what Im getting Becca already. It wont be much, but she should love it. And no, Im not teasing because I know she reads this. Okay, so I am, and shes going to hate me. Love you, Becca. xD

Anyone else think this is dodgy? It's just my dirty mind isnt it? -sigh-

Lookie! I got a FREE book when I pre-ordered TSSLoBT. Ive started reading it. Its not too bad. Its even made me laugh several times. Apparently Shakespear and Nicole Kidman are both Vampyres. And the Vampyres worship the Godess of Nyx. Yeah, Its okay. But, It was free, so cant complain. :P

This is the moth I mentioned two post's ago. Trust me, its big. That sucker was huuuuge.
So, I need to email a friend back now. Claire, to be exact. I had to revise all day so couldnt reply, so Im off to do so right noowww. -skips off merrily, only marginly stressed-
Death isnt the end.
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 17:38
There are several reasons why Im dead for the time being. I realise I am being a tad OTT with this, but Im being serious. Im dead. I have been revising psychology non-stop for the past few days and Im going to fail. Why, you may ask, why are you going to fail if your revising? Because, my lovely, I cant seem to grasp any of the information going into my brain. I need Rebecca to be able to revise properly. Either that or, I dunno, a-big-meteor-hits-every-single-exam-office-in-the-whole-entire-...-world-?. Yeah, the '-' was to add the effect of me saying it quickly and in a paniced voice. Hopefully it worked. The picture at the top is to show one of the many reasons of my death. The weather !? Oh My Actual Days. (OMAD)
I know, I know. I shouldn't complain about the heat because other countries are warmer and global warming and britian never sees the sun without God being all "What am I doing giving them sun? PUNISH THEEEMM", blah blah blah. Im not good with heat. I can get used to it ofcourse, but for now im just feeling sick and passing out everytime I happen to walk anywhere outside of the shade.
Another reason why Im dead? BECAUSE I AM !!! IM SO DAMNED STRESSED AND IM NOT TELLING ANYONE !!! .... -Head/desk-
Time to calm down before I write a blog post that isnt so...I dont know... suicidal?
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Jump for Joy.
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 18:07
*Sarcasm in title*
So, Earlier my mother decided to tell me to get a job. Now, this is a daily basis sort of thing, but shes dragging me into town tomorrow to try and get me a job. This caused a conversation on Chatroll that made me laugh so much, I felt the need to share. So here goes.
Alice-oxox: (My mum keeps yelling at me to get a Job, and when I tell her im too busy shes all "You're always on the laptop laughing and talking to friends" -sigh-)
Alice-oxox: (But, I might not be online as often.... My mum is going to try and get me a job when she drags me to town tomorrow... without a CV might I add)
x-JacobB-x: (I gots to get a job too it's gonna suck)
Alice-oxox: (My mum thinks she can get me a job without a CV. LMAO. She crazzzyyyy)
Alice-oxox: (without a CV,you really cant. Im going to be stood there like "Yeah, sorry, my mums a retard and wants to get me out of the house and off the internet.... do you have internet ?? ;) ")
x-JacobB-x: (my jobs gonna suck if I get it)
Alice-oxox: (My job will be like.... Selling Milkshakes LMAO)
x-JacobB-x: (lmao!! I'm gonna apply at an animal shelter)
Alice-oxox: (Im going to aspire to getting a job at Shake-away Theres a good looking lad there...)
x-JacobB-x: (that's a girl Alice... Lookin at the positives of such a negative subject)
Alice-oxox: (I might have to work with lesbians...how scared am I? VERY! Im a decent looking girl... ill get chased.....I dont want to be sexually harassed next to the milk...)
x-JacobB-x: (lmao...I'd chase you :P )
Alice-oxox: (LMAO !!!)
x-JacobB-x: (lmfao!)
Alice-oxox: (I do make myself laugh sometimes. LMFAO!!)
x-JacobB-x: (milk harasment)
Alice-oxox: (The milk isnt the one getting harrassed...Yeah, Im not working there...)
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Okay, so this happened around two days ago, but I never got around to psting it. Mainly because I had to do something else, but anyway... Im going to blog again soon. After my revision. Which will take a long time. -sigh-
Dirty, Dirty Robert
Straight from the heart of Vicky at 10:45
This is an MTV Movie awards 2010 Advert. It made me laugh until Robert said "Dirt". Why does he say it like that? It sounds like he burped while saying it......
I liked Taylors one better, and Im not even much of a Taylor fan.
Les: Mr. Avatar.. sugar tits..
I don't give a **** about the laws of physics, okay?
Because I am the law! I want it in 4D, do it! (.)It's gonna be a great show.
Taylor: Les, we already talked about this, man, remember?
My agents told you. That weekend is my best friends wedding and I'm the//
Les: //Best man. Understood, all cool.
Bring in Taylor's double.
Taylor: Nobody is gonna believe this is me.
Les: I'm sorry, which... which Taylor said that?
Les: **** off.
Les: Smell that? Can you smell that?
We just took this **** to the next level. Bow down big guy.
Ya'll know thats Tom Cruise, right? Atleast, I think it is. :P
MTV MOVIE AWAARRRDDDSSSS 2010 !!!!







