*Sarcasm in title*

So, Earlier my mother decided to tell me to get a job. Now, this is a daily basis sort of thing, but shes dragging me into town tomorrow to try and get me a job. This caused a conversation on Chatroll that made me laugh so much, I felt the need to share. So here goes.

Alice-oxox: (My mum keeps yelling at me to get a Job, and when I tell her im too busy shes all "You're always on the laptop laughing and talking to friends" -sigh-)
Alice-oxox: (But, I might not be online as often.... My mum is going to try and get me a job when she drags me to town tomorrow... without a CV might I add)
x-JacobB-x: (I gots to get a job too it's gonna suck)
Alice-oxox: (My mum thinks she can get me a job without a CV. LMAO. She crazzzyyyy)
Alice-oxox: (without a CV,you really cant. Im going to be stood there like "Yeah, sorry, my mums a retard and wants to get me out of the house and off the internet.... do you have internet ?? ;) ")
x-JacobB-x: (my jobs gonna suck if I get it)
Alice-oxox: (My job will be like.... Selling Milkshakes LMAO)
x-JacobB-x: (lmao!! I'm gonna apply at an animal shelter)
Alice-oxox: (Im going to aspire to getting a job at Shake-away Theres a good looking lad there...)
x-JacobB-x: (that's a girl Alice... Lookin at the positives of such a negative subject)
Alice-oxox: (I might have to work with lesbians...how scared am I? VERY! Im a decent looking girl... ill get chased.....I dont want to be sexually harassed next to the milk...)
x-JacobB-x: (lmao...I'd chase you :P )
Alice-oxox: (LMAO !!!)
x-JacobB-x: (lmfao!)
Alice-oxox: (I do make myself laugh sometimes. LMFAO!!)
x-JacobB-x: (milk harasment)
Alice-oxox: (The milk isnt the one getting harrassed...Yeah, Im not working there...)

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Okay, so this happened around two days ago, but I never got around to psting it. Mainly because I had to do something else, but anyway... Im going to blog again soon. After my revision. Which will take a long time. -sigh-

This is an MTV Movie awards 2010 Advert. It made me laugh until Robert said "Dirt". Why does he say it like that? It sounds like he burped while saying it......
I liked Taylors one better, and Im not even much of a Taylor fan.

Les: Mr. Avatar.. sugar tits..
I don't give a **** about the laws of physics, okay?
Because I am the law! I want it in 4D, do it! (.)It's gonna be a great show.

Taylor: Les, we already talked about this, man, remember?
My agents told you. That weekend is my best friends wedding and I'm the//

Les: //Best man. Understood, all cool.
Bring in Taylor's double.

Taylor: Nobody is gonna believe this is me.

Les: I'm sorry, which... which Taylor said that?

Les: **** off.

Les: Smell that? Can you smell that?
We just took this **** to the next level. Bow down big guy.

Ya'll know thats Tom Cruise, right? Atleast, I think it is. :P

MTV MOVIE AWAARRRDDDSSSS 2010 !!!!

Welcome to my 50th blog post ! Wow, Didnt see that happening. OMG THERES A HUUUUGEEE MOTH IN MY ROOM !!!! It's disappeared. Oh my. Where is it!? Thats not good. I cant find it. -Panics-

And now I hear crickets in my walls. This aint good! Well, anyway. That picture up thaaar. I edited it the other day out of pure boredom. Im in love. See the way he's smiling? I just died. Thats Jackson Rathbone for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past year or so. He plays Jasper in the Twilight saga. Thats his best known role anyway. He was pretty darn good in 'Beautiful people' too, as Nick Fiske, which I started to watch two weeks back. Im still only on the sixth episode of the first season, or something like that.



This is my calendar this month. June is going to be good, I think. Waking up to this everyday is going to be funny. Robert in lipstick, that would be some day! I like the fact I was able to make him more hairy than he actually is. Sorry Louise, I couldnt help myself !!



Today, I tidied my room up for the first time in.... No use in lieing, a few weeks. I needed to do it sometime or other. I also organised my revision materials for my psychology exams next week. I know, a little too late, but I usually dont do any revison at all.





These pictures look as if they are trying to sell a bedsit. Im not selling my room !! Although my old room is being moved into tomorrow. My cousin, Mark, is going to move in with my Mum, my Dad and I. Interesting, Noh? (LOL, Louise word ;))

Annnddd, I just found that HUUUGEE moth. This isnt fun. Seann, I know youre reading this, so can you PLEASE get this moth. I dont like it !!! It really is HUUUGGEEEE. Maybe I should close my window.....


Do you like the picture representations of some of the Twilight family here? A few of us took to drawing these on the MSN group Team Twilight, because we are just so cool like that. There were several others, but I didnt get them unfortunatly.






I will leave you with a piture of the sun today. I have no idea what that other bright spot is. Freaky, but the clouds are all pretty-like.
Well, have a nice day, or night depending where you are in the world. Lots of love from Vickehh. (Thats me ;)) xxxxxx

P.s, That moth is still here, and apparently has friends. O_o

So, I was just sat in my room, slowly drinking through these (^^) and I came upon something amusing. And thats how this post came to be. Its a little game. You have to guess which Twilight cast member is in the pictures. I used this empty coke-a-cola bottle.



So here we go, Guess the Twilight actor :P






Maybe its a little too easy...
Oh well, Gave us both something to do eh?
Have a nice day and I will blog sometime in the futurrreee :P
xxxxx

Just a random post inspired by a comment I found on a facebook group the other day. I thought I would update something ickle while staying over my friends house, hence no pictures. :P

If Obama needs time x money,Obama = time x money
and time is money, Time = money
then Obama needs time or money squared. Obama = time^2 or Obama = money^2
However, we don't have money right now,Obama = 0
And if 0 is failure, then Obama = failure

This confused me so much, I really dont get it. But more importantly ... Obama is smexy and I like to sing this song about him.



:P
English exam went okay, but could have gone better. Going swimming later. First time in over a year! >_<

Have a nice day :P

xxxx

I have an English exam tomorrow. This is how much revising ive done for it. (^^) Ive learnt most of the spoken language terminology, so thats fine. Problem is, I havent even read all of the stories in 'The Bloody Chamber'. Ive got a good idea about them. Im sure it'll be fine. If all fails, ill write a huuuge essay on how strange Angela Carter is. She is apparently a 'Second wave' feminist, and it shows in her stories. Here's a good example; The story "The Snow Child" is based on Snow white, but its messed up. There is a count and countess riding through the snow on their hourses. The count wishes for a girl "As white as snow", "hair as black as a raven" and "Lips as red as blood" or something along those lines. My explianation can easily be longer than the story, seeing that it is only two pages long. Basically, the countess gets Jealous and kills the child. The count then gets off his horse, rapes the dead body and then the body MELTS AWAY. I know, what the actual $%*!.
The message Angela Carter pus forward with this twisted fairy tale is that men would rather have fantasy than accepting women as they are, and apparently this is a view on how morbid and depressing human relationships are.

If you look closely at the picture, yes, yes that does say "The werewolf" and "Wolf-Alice". Most of the storys in this book are about fairy tales, Vampires and werewolves. It makes in a little more interesting on my part, seeing im obsessed with the Twilight saga. I even have to use words like Masochistic and Sadistic to describe some of the characters. Thats how cool I am. ;)



This picture shows all of the revision I have done for English. It includes distractions. The big picture is by Rebecca. She was doing History revision for her exam earlier today, which im sure she did fine in, and got bored. Here is a bigger version, so you can see it in all its glory;



*Click to Enlarge*

Try and find the following things, if you want to. Its like 'Where's Wally' ... or 'Where's Waldo' for non-United Kingdom dwellers.

Superman (Yes, really)
A Cow
Trotsky (The word, not the lunatic)
Vicky (Also the word, not actually a cartoon version of me)
Rebecca (Again, word)
A Shoe
A Rocket
A bunny (Trust me, there is one)
A Flower



This is the picture I did when I got bored of revising. Its a cute wittle elephant. The cotton pads around the picture are the ones I threw at Rebecca. She has the picture on her phone, so unfortunaly you cant see the damage I did, which was a lot. I also gave her a hump and called her the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Haha. I better go make myself some food now, seeing that my mother has failed to do so. Just because my father is away for work tonight, does not mean im not hungry !!

'ave a nice day. xxx

Wow, look at them sexy legs, eh Seann? LOL!

Note to self: Never let Rebecca near me with a perminant marker again. Why, you may ask? Because this is what happens. Not only were my legs covered, she wrote on my arms and shoulders to....



Such a tidy room in the background there....




I had to explain to Beccarrrr that Jasper had many names. I also explained that Alice has theeeeee lonnggeeesss nammmeee evveeerrr.

Mary Alice Brandon Cullen Hale Whitlock. ;)




Ch-ch-ch... charming. Haha.



Subway last week. We used some freemail thing in the middle of the street for this. :P